“I absolutely, positively, LOVED IT!!!.” — Nina Bangs (USA Today Best Selling Author of Night Bites)

Please send us a few pictures of your home, your address, political leanings and those of your neighbors, and tell us a bit about last years holiday display disaster.  Don’t get carried away.  We are not here to sympathize.  We are here to help you get even.

Once we’ve looked it over, we’ll give you a call with our design specifications and a quote.

Product Summary

· All lights have been approved for use at airports for landing jets

· A heat-resistant foil backing protects your irises from burning out.

· Timers are powered by lithium long-life batteries so power outages (possibly caused by your light display) will not lose your timer settings.

· No profane messages, but we reserve the right to quote hated political figures if the situation is warranted.

Price: Contact us for a quote

Neighbors bitching because you never decorate with lights?  Or, did they mock your half-assed efforts at a holiday display last year?  Let us decorate your house with a light show that’s certain to make them think twice before giving you a hard time ever again.

Tell us your story.  Really.  We want to hear it.  Our revenge experts will analyze your situation and design a light show that can be seen from space.  We’ll even set the timer for you.  All you’ll have to do is set it so it will shine into your neighbors' bedroom window or some other revenge expert recommended locale and you’re good to go.  We recommend you leave on vacation before this sucker kicks on.

Please include a few snapshots of your home for us so we can determine maximum effect.  Sizes and prices vary according to customer needs.  You probably can’t afford it, but you can’t afford not to buy this light display if your neighbors are anything like ours.

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Actual light display tailored to your neighborhood