“I absolutely, positively, LOVED IT!!!.” — Nina Bangs (USA Today Best Selling Author of Night Bites)

Prison Knitting.

Each piece is a unique conversation piece guaranteed to mortify the recipient. We provide the yarn and supplies.  Incarcerated minds think up the patterns and styles. 

Product Summary

· No returning it because it doesn’t fit.

· Each piece unique.

· Itchy wool?  Add $10.

· Generic Gift box and wrapping included.

· Shipping and tax included.

Price: $150.00

Criticized for not putting enough time and effort into those dime store disasters you gave last year?  Give a hand made bit of knitting and tell them you made it yourself.  Trust me, no one will ever suspect you bought it on purpose.

The spirit of giving is all about guilt.  You’ve probably received gifts every year purchased from dollar stores, re-gifted from some ancient aunt’s mail order reject pile, or lovingly hand crafted by one of your disgruntled younger relatives.  These treasured loved ones deserve something hand-made by you!  Shop the Russian Roulette bin here at Revenge Gifts and we will send you items knit by prison inmates.  Your recipient will spend countless happy hours trying to figure out what it is and then be forced to wear it … somehow … at your next family get-together.  Don’t forget to ask how they like it!  And be sure to tell them you picked that [color, yarn, pattern] especially for them

SKU/Item Number: rg0666

The picture above looks wearable.  Your item will not be.  We promise.